"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..."

I apologize for not having posted as often as I would have liked. I don't really have anything to say that is very interesting, so instead of me rambling on about something dull, here is one of my favourite poems:

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

-Robert Frost


And here is a humorous quote that will surely make you laugh out loud:
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." -Anonymus